Pavanai sms

Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer?
Pavanai: Ur Daughter.
Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter.

Submitted by JACK mavani

Pavanai was travelling in a plane n he was reading a 12th std book.
A person sitting beside him asked \"why r u reading 12th std book?\"
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\"I m gonna hv my higher studies.\"

Submitted by Anurag Yadav

Pavanai goes to a shop n asks for india flag...shop keeper brings the flag n says \" here sir,it costs 145 rs\" then Pavanai replies \" show me other colors..\" :D

Submitted by nith007

Santa read in the newspaper :

\"Microsoft buys Skype for 4.5 million\"

He shook his head & said :

Idiots, they could\'ve downloaded it 4 free!

Submitted by shaw

Pavanai in computer exam....
Examiner: \"What is Microsoft Excel?\"
Pavanai:\"It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!.

Submitted by kali.....

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

\"Blood Bank Robbed\"

Submitted by Amit

Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
BCZ
INTELLIGENT Pavanai replied:
Women don\'t have a wife..!
:-D:-P

Submitted by Mayank

Pavanai and his gang were traveling in ship ,suddenly ship stoped.and 300 gang members and great Pavanai died without accident How? all jumped in the sea 2 push the ship.

Submitted by HAMID

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird\'s name
Pavanai:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Pavanai: You see my legs, and tell me.

Submitted by Jennifar

Pavanai was arrested for a road accident:
Judge: How did accident occur??
Pavanai: I don\'t know sir I was sleeping.

Submitted by Jennifar