Funny sms
What is extreme poetry?
When a beautiful girl is ready to kiss you for 2 rupees. ...
Submitted by Manivannan t
Frndship means:
U Happy, I Happy...
U sad, I Sad...
U cry, I cry...
U laugh,I laugh...
U fall down in drainage water,
I will dance....!!!
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_/\"\\_ jinthakthatha.. How s my dance ...
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your \"Friendship\" Not Ygour \"Proposal\"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
\'n not that She\'s Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She\'s just being Social \'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
Submitted by zahida hussain
lf people drink alchol they are called alcholoic
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He Is Here
Angels burst through the
clouds smiling and singing
your Lord is coming Hallelujah
your Savior is coming Hallelujah
The believers and non believers
alike, will be shocked, surprised
and scared by the overwhelming
wonder of it all...
The non believers go running
and shouting into the night
Oh its not fair, we need more
time, more time, more time...
The believers go to their knees
singing, crying and laughing He
is come, He is come Hallelujah,
Hallelujah Jesus Is Here...
i\'m in bed @ 6.00 am. I close my eyes for 5 minutes , it\'s 7.15 pm..
I\'m in school @ 1.25 pm. I close my eyes for 5 minutes, it\'s 1.26 pm .. :-(
Voices
I am not crazy!
Because the voices
told me so...
The voices also told me
to write poems and those
words would be read
and reviewed...
Since I wrote those
poems no one has
read or reviewed them
now I suspect the
voices are lieing...
Voices, we need to talk...
Rollercoaster
Life is like a rollercoaster ride
with it\'s ups and downs,
twists and turns,
thrills and chills...
A rollercoaster ride is like life
you get exciteid and scared,
as your mind trys to grasp,
the thoughts racing through your head...
Life is like a rollercoaster ride
and one day the ride will end,
so sit back and hold on tight
enjoy the ride as long as you can...
Scientists have proven that there are 648155648910 people in the world who are too lazy to read the above number.. And you are1 of dem! stop smiling now!:-D
every scientist failed to answer this question
ques: which luquid turns into solid on heating?
but i answred
answer: idli mavu
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